In the local trash rag today-

I read an article about separation anxiety that occurs when someone is separated from their mobile phone or asked to turn it off for a while. All sorts of things like being on edge, irritable, anxious etc. I thought ot myself, what a waste of space. Then I wanted to call May- but realised I didn't have my phone on me. So I spent the next 30minutes looking for it before realising that I've lost it..

ffs :S